Guido Confession: “I Bet On Election Date After Overhearing Rishi in Downing Street”
Some weeks ago Rishi was standing in the rain and told Guido the date of the election. Believe it or not you can still bet on the date of the general election, so today Guido put a bet a £1 on the date, or more specifically a £1 bet on when it would not be. It’s apparently a sure thing and according to an hysterical media this is a crime. It isn’t for obvious commonsense reasons. No one has ever been prosecuted in these circumstances.
What is likely to happen after all this hoo ha is that the bets will be voided and all the monies returned. The only people likely to be prosecuted are police officers and even then it is more likely they will be given an official warning / admonishment. If the Labour campaigners working at the Gambling Commission think otherwise they know where to find Guido. This nonsense has been beyond ridiculous and flimsy.
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